Time to hit the jugular vein for a change: (Kuch Chutkule)

Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I’m ready to audition for..
“INDIAN IDLE”!! 😂😂😂

Was just standing outside my home and suddenly realized I’m in the queue of liquor shop!!
😂😂😂

Paisa haathon ka mail hai..
Aur haath iss mahine itna dhula hai ki mail jamm hi nahi paaya!! 😂😂😂

The gardening season is off to a great start.
I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I’ve already grown noticeably. 😂😂😂

Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me, so from now I am going to concentrate on getting taller!!
😂😂😂

#Lockdown3
The Lockdown is like the movie Dabangg.
It doesn’t make sense but sequels keep getting made.
😂😂😂

If 6 ft distance is maintained while buying Alcohol, the last person in line may be standing in the liquor factory itself. 😂😂😂

Jitne conditions Lockdown ke advisory mein hai, utne conditions toh Mutual Fund mein bhi nahi hote!! 😂😂😂

Without a barber, we look barbaric. 😂😂😂

The Lockdown now sounds more like a series on Netflix. 😂😂😂

#LockdownExtension
Hi Friends,
Do let me know if you know any Digital Raddi Wala.
I have 80 GB of E-News Papers with me!!
🤣🤣🤣

Alcohol can cause Depression..
Particularly, when you run out of it. 😂😂😂

Lockdown Special..
Shaam ko phir baithenge teen yaar..
Main, Bartan aur Vim Bar!!
😂😂😂

Wife: You’re wrong.
Me: But I didn’t say anything.
Wife: I know, I’m just brushing up my skills!!