LOCKDOWN LAUGHTER

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After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Dorab Bawa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.
Customs Officer: “Sir, what is in the bag?”
Dorab Bawa: “Holy water from Jerusalem.”
Customs (after smelling & tasting): “Don’t lie sir. Its whiskey..”
Dorab Bawa: “O Jesus, One more miracle.”
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Today is Dorab Bawa’s girlfriend’s birthday.
Dorab Bawa asked her, “Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?”
She said: “Nothing would please me more”
So he got her Nothing.
Dorab Bawa will always be grateful to his English teacher
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Last night Dorab Bawa was driving back home from a party. He was high and saw there was Police checking. Was scared at that very moment but then immediately got down from the driver seat and sat in the back seat.

After a few minutes, the Police Officer came and asked Dorab Bawa to move his car ahead for an alcohol test.
Dorab Bawa said: “My driver ran away seeing you.”
The Police Officer replied: “Then you move your car ahead for the checking.”
I said: “No sir, as a true Indian citizen I should not drive drunk.”
Officer looked at Dorab Bawa got emotional and applauded him for his responsible behavior.
He sent one constable to drive Dorab’s car home.
Kaun kehta hai peene k baad dimag kaam nahi karta ?
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Doctor asked Dorab Bawa to cut down his drinking by
three fourths….!
Smart Dorab Bawa stopped adding Soda 
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Dorab Bawa phones his doctor: Doctor, I have not gone out since the first lockdown started. Now I have important work in the market. What should I do?
Doctor: Don’t worry. Just wear masks and hand gloves. It is sufficient. It will protect you from Corona.
Dorab follows the doctor’s advice and goes out.
To his horror, others were wearing pants and shirts as well!!
😂

ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴀʏs ɪɴ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴇxᴀᴍs ?