Humor
Advice from experts
Table of Contents
1. If u watch NDTV – You will think India is taken over by Fascists, there is going to be civil war and China is about to reach Gurugram.
2. If u watch ZeeTV, Republic, News X, Republic Bharat, India TV- You will think India is the new major Military-Economic World Leader and we will soon take over CHINA
3. If you read newspapers, you don’t know whether God or Govt. is running the country.
4. If you watch the stock market, you don’t know whether the economy is sinking or reviving.
5. If you watch local channels, you feel as though the world is going to end tomorrow due to coronavirus as there will be no population left
7. If you go on the road, you see so many people and traffic as though there is absolutely no problem and there is nothing like a virus…
8. If you read Whatsapp you will find the world is facing every conceivable problem, and also there is an expert to provide a solution to every problem.
9. If u read/watch all of the above – You will be a confused man:
So don’t read/watch anything – spend time only with your wife – listen to her sermons, Lectures and follow her advice and do whatever she says – you will be happy, at peace and in Nirvana
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Issued in Public interest*