After wresting Congress ruled states, Shah now busy in PAKODAA diplomacy

Let the unemployed youths of the country give a standing ovation to the honorable member of parliament and chief of Bhartiya Janta Party Amit Shah for his awesome advice to the graduates and post graduates of the country asking them to feel proud in selling Pakodaas in the country than being unemployed as they can be the millionares’ and big industrialists’ one day as has been our revered prime minister Narendra Modiji selling tea while he was young in his father’s tea stall in Gujarat.

WOW what a great and healthy suggestion, perhaps no youth in the country was aware till yet. Thank you very much Amit Shahji for your most valuable suggestion and advise to our millions of degree holders of our country to sell PAKODAAS who’d been very consciously and optimistically looking at our prime minister, the finance minister and the government of the day for the fulfillment of their pre poll promises of 2 crore jobs to the youths every year and throughly bringing back the black money worth several crores stashed in foreign banks.

The BJP supremo Amit Shah’s speech acknowleged tremendous media coverage nationally but it remains to be seen as to how much of the country’s degree holder umemployed youths would be inspired by his sermons.

Moreover, selling Pakodaas even, these days in the metropolitan cities and other parts of country is not a convenient task as the pressure of the local police, municipal authorities and market associations act as the greatest bottlenecks in pursuance of this tiny business.

Pakodaa selling too these days has become a prestigious business with those branded Pakoda Wallas succesful who have big shops with sufficient subordinate staff and comfortable investment capital.

While pulling out of his party’s pre poll assurances of 2 crore jobs every year to the countrymen, BJP supremo Amit Shah has in his speech took Congress and its leadership to task saying that if they can’t reduce employment during the last sixty years, how can the BJP generate it in just 8 to ten years of its rule.

This means, he has openly and unambiguously accepted that his government can’t provide jobs to millions of our unemployed youths as it’s just 4 years old and needs many many more years as the Congress was privileged to get. But till then our educated graduates and post graduates of the country should not feel depressed or demoralised but feel honoured as Pakode wallas. Great socialist thinking.

Thanks to him. But despite all this, the people of the country are still asking that if the demonetisation and GST flag initiatives of the government has indeed been successful to the hilt as being claimed by the ruling party leaders and the government had collected over 15 lakh crores in the finanancial coffers, then where are the jobs and why is it that the BJP supremo is encouraging the youth of the country to sell Pakodas’?

We don’t dispute the respect one should get for selling Pakodaas as doing hard work for earning, survival and sustenance is no crime and always appreciable and worth praising but those in power can’t escape from their primary and committed responsibility to provide jobs to the graduate and postgraduate youths of the country as well.

Moreover encouraging over selling of Pakodaas is not good for the health of the people of the country and can prove disastrous as they not only enhance the cholestrol level to a great extent but also lead to extensive health problems particularly of stomach and heart. Stents and surgery of heart ailments these days is extremely risky and over expensive and oil pakodaas’ are definitely hazardous for ones’ health in these contexts.

The country wants an answer. What do you say friends? Should we call it a PAKODAA diplomacy or what?
SUNIL NEGI