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November 4, 2024 11:58 PM

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An Indian Salesman

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An Indian Salesman
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An Indian left his job and joined a salesman’s job in a big department store in Canada.

Boss:- Do you have any experience?

Indian: Yes a little too much…

On the first day, that Indian worked with a full mind.

At 6 pm the Boss:- How many sales did you sell on the first day today?

Indian: Sir I sold 1

Boss: Only 1 sale ??? Usually, every salesman working here does 20 to 30 sales daily. Well, tell me how much money did you sell ???

Indian : $93300 dollars.

Boss: What ??? But how did you do it?

Indian: 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.
Then a Mazzola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where do you go to catch the fish and he said in the coastal area…

Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine schooner boat.

When he said this boat won’t come in his VolkasWagon, I took him to the automobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where would be going fishing ??? He didn’t plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.

And then he said when he took all that he would take $ 200 groceries and 2 cases of beer.

Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked in a very rude way:- You sold all this to the man who came to buy only 1 fish hook???

Indian: “NO, SIR…” He only came to take 1 tablet for the headache… I explained to him that fishing is the best way to get rid of headaches.

Boss: Where did you work before ??? In India???

Indian: Yes, I was a doctor in a private hospital: On a minor complaint of panic, we get the patients tested for pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT scan, X-ray, MRI, etc.

Boss: You sit on my chair. I am going to join a private hospital for training in India.
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