CONTEMPORARY KIDDING

🦸🏻‍♂- Not even in my wildest dreams, I imagine myself entering a Bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.

✋🏻🤚🏻- Never thought my hands will one day consume more alcohol than my liver…ever!

💀- Quarantine seems like a Netflix series…just when you think is over, they release the next season.

😷- I’m starting to like this mask thing…went to the supermarket and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.

📆- Who was complaining that 2020 didn’t have enough holidays…now what?

😜- I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive in excess weight!

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- Someone can tell me if the 2nd quarantine will be with the same family…
or we can change?

🖥- In just two weeks we will hear if there still two more weeks to let us know that two more weeks of quarantine are needed…

⏳- I’m not planning to add this 2020 to my age…I didn’t even use it!

😟- We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.

🙎🏻‍♀- To all the ladies that were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them… how are you doing?

🚰- My washing machine only accepts pajamas…I put a pair of jeans and a message came “stay home”!😷🏠

👀- If I see anyone on December 31 crying for this year ending, I will use a bottle in their head!

💉- After all that we have been through, the only thing missing is that the vaccine will be available only in suppository form.

👨‍🦱👩🏼‍🦱- I feel like a teenager… no money in my wallet, hair long and out of control, thinking what to do with my life, and grounded home.

Smile, release stress, and be safe! 😉👍🏻
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How “infinity“ was invented?