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Corona Virus Submitted it’s Annual Performance Self – Appraisal for 2020 – Check it out

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April 12, 2021

Manisita Samal

Corona Virus Submitted it's Annual Performance Self - Appraisal for 2020 - Check it out

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Corona Virus Submitted its Annual Performance Self – Appraisal’ for 2020, for promotion:

1. Responsible for Global Digital Transformation and fast-tracking.

2. Reduction of Global CO2 emission.

3. Five million jobs “restructuring”.

4. Global Hygiene initiatives: Ensured 100% compliance on washing hands… leading to collateral reduction of other communicable diseases.

5. Made global industry shift to WFH – saved exposure and costs.

6. Reduction in global noise pollution by making everyone keep their mouth shut (while masked).

7. Taught cooking, vegetable shopping, housekeeping to many.

8. Highlighted the importance of governance, adaptability and long term planning, by all sectors.

9. Spiritual contribution – Provided ample time to all people for reflection.

10. Provided a big boost to the Pharma sector, brought small utility stores back into priority.

11. Taught family values and values of life again.

12. Taught how to manage funds by avoiding unnecessary expenses.

13. Oriented masses towards prevention of disease through Yoga, cycling, walking and healthy lifestyles.

14. Ushered in a new phase of social reforms – in controlling ostentatious and wasteful expenditure in socio-religious events.

15. Stopped wasteful expenditure in business travels, unnecessary holidays and vacations, and brought in the use of technology through videoconferencing, and innovative staycations.

After due consideration:

Covid-19 Corona virus is promoted to the next higher level with a mutant version.

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Manisita Samal

Manisita hails from Kolkata and has a Bachelors in Economics from St.Xavier's University. She is currently planning to create her own brand of sustainable fashion. Her goals are to create more awareness about sustainability methods that can be adopted in the fashion industries and in our lifestyles. She is also interested in culinary and she cooks too to sharpen her culinary skills. She also plans to expand her mother's business in the field of food entrepreneurship, in the near future.