Have You Lost Your Sense of Smell?

Went for a walk with my new girlfriend…

We saw two dogs mating, she said ‘how does the male know when the female is ready for sex’? I replied he can smell she is ready that’s how nature works!

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfriend asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex. I replied ‘its nature he can smell she is ready’!

We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready, I said look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.

Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said ‘take care and get yourself checked for COVID 19.’

Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way.  She said, ‘I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell’!

🦆🤣🤣

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