Humor
Kiss and Weight Loss
A fat man saw an ad in a newspaper. “Lose 5kg in a week”
He calls the company & the lady says ” be ready tomorrow at 6 am.”
The next morning he opens the door & finds a beautiful girl with shoes & a skirt saying, “you catch me you kiss me!”
& the girl starts running… He starts running but doesn’t catch her.
During the whole week, he tried to catch her but couldn’t. However, he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program. The next morning at 6 am he opens the door & sees an even more beautiful girl in shoes & a skirt saying “you catch me, you kiss me”.
He loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is awesome! Let’s try the 25 kg!
So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said “Are you sure? It’s really tough !!!! “.
He said “YES!”
Next day at 6 am he opens the door, he finds a Negro guy saying
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“If I catch you, I will kiss you..!”😜👌😂😂😂
🏃 भाग मिल्खा भाग 🏃🏃🏃