Humor
Let’s Celebrate Happy Adult Day….
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When I Was a KID ~
PUSSY meant CAT
SEX meant GENDER
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG
DICK was a Cartoon Character
BANG was a SOUND
NUTS were Fruits
RUBBER was nothing but an ERASER
ASS was an ANIMAL
COCK was a Male Bird
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD meant a part of the BODY
BALLS meant a round TOY
LUBRICANT was Oil
ORAL meant Poetry Recitation
MISSIONARY meant a man of God
69 was the number after 68
AND THEN ………
I met all you “good people”
… and my education got messed up!!!
If I miss Heaven, I will hold you people responsible.
😂🤣😁
HAPPY ADULT’S DAY…