Next round of resumes will have such highlights

Next round of resumes will have such highlights:
– Having a home with a (soundproof) workstation or separate study room
– Full-time house-help
– 2 broadband connections, mobile network booster
– can talk in the same tone even if woken up by a call.
– can initiate, organize, and come live on an online meeting in just 17 seconds.

Future interviews be like:
– Your kid is crying, your maid hasn’t come, and you have to host a zoom call: tell us your priorities!
– You have 10mbps data speed, your wife has a meeting to attend, your mother in law is watching Netflix, and your kid has an online class. Your team is complaining that your voice is breaking on Video conference, what will you do?
– Trick question: yaar mujhe to khana khane ke baad bahut achhi need aati hai.. tumko aati hai ki nahi?

Future employee demands be like:
– sir aapki company maid back-up bhejti hai ki nahi?
– HR ke paas children ke liye special training module hai ki nahi?

Future employee onboarding kits be like:
– Broadband connection kit
– Home workstation
– 100 back up maid hours by bookmybai
– 1000 credits of Urban clap
– Tenure time Byju’s subscription for kids