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Time to hit the jugular vein for a change: (Kuch Chutkule)
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Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I’m ready to audition for..
“INDIAN IDLE”!!
Was just standing outside my home and suddenly realized I’m in the queue of liquor shop!!
Paisa haathon ka mail hai..
Aur haath iss mahine itna dhula hai ki mail jamm hi nahi paaya!!
The gardening season is off to a great start.
I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I’ve already grown noticeably.
Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me, so from now I am going to concentrate on getting taller!!
#Lockdown3
The Lockdown is like the movie Dabangg.
It doesn’t make sense but sequels keep getting made.
If 6 ft distance is maintained while buying Alcohol, the last person in line may be standing in the liquor factory itself.
Jitne conditions Lockdown ke advisory mein hai, utne conditions toh Mutual Fund mein bhi nahi hote!!
Without a barber, we look barbaric.
The Lockdown now sounds more like a series on Netflix.
#LockdownExtension
Hi Friends,
Do let me know if you know any Digital Raddi Wala.
I have 80 GB of E-News Papers with me!!
Alcohol can cause Depression..
Particularly, when you run out of it.
Lockdown Special..
Shaam ko phir baithenge teen yaar..
Main, Bartan aur Vim Bar!!
Wife: You’re wrong.
Me: But I didn’t say anything.
Wife: I know, I’m just brushing up my skills!!