Types of people at Indian weddings

THE SELFIE GANG

While everyone is busy having tasty dishes and meeting people there are some people at Indian weddings who are busy clicking selfies in different poses and the reason behind their attending the wedding is to click a perfect picture and put it as ‘DP’.

THE FOOD CRITIC

They come to a wedding and expect the best food. Whether it is Chinese, Italian they taste each and everything from starters to sweet dish!!. They go to a lot of weddings and compare food from different weddings and secretly tell everyone about that! 

THE DANCE MASTER

Well we all have that uncle who thinks he is Michael Jackson. He makes different dance moves to prove that he is the best dancer in the world and is completely unaware that he is looking the funniest among all the people present at the shaadi.

THE HOT THIRD COUSIN YOU’VE NEVER MET BEFORE

You get introduced to her/him and wonder what if she was not my cousin ;-). If we are not directly related to them, then we can try to flirt with them you won’t feel ashamed.

THE DRESS CHECKOUT ONE’s

There are many people in the indian weddings who directly or indirectly checks out everyone dresses and comments something on that. They be like “ YE KYA PEHEN RKHA HAI ISNE” “COLOUR COMBINATION MATCH NAHI KAR RHA”. They are never tired of passing  their suggestions on.

THE MATCHMAKER AUNTY

These aunty are always ready to take a chance to impress other people  by praising their kids and telling their age to everyone to find a perfect match for them. “ABHI TO MERI BETI SIRF 25 KI HAI”,” GHAR KA SARA KAAM ATA HAI ISEY”…

THE DRUNK FRIEND

One friend who came to the wedding for just enjoying the drinks. He is lost in his own world and busy having his drinks. When other people crack a joke he is in no mood to laugh and waiting for his drink to come.

THE “FREELANCE” PHOTOGRAPHER

Even though the bride and groom actually paid for a proper photographer, there is always one person who thinks he is a wedding photographer. They are ready to click anybody’s pictures and they will be like “YE VALA POSE ACHA NAHI HAI”,” COME ON GIVE US A GOOD SMILE”