Types of relatives we all have

THE INTERFERING ONE:

Relatives are kind of people we are always afraid to meet. Relatives of Indian families have a big problem of interfering their nose in every matter whatever the reason is they have to become MILKHA SINGH of every family…  they  be like  “KAISE LADKO SE BATE KARTI HAI API BETI” “MERI CHINKY TO PURA DIN GHARME REHTI HAI” . THEY CAN’T cook up their own food until they properly interfere in every matter.

THE “CLOSE” AUNT WE HAVE NEVER MET:

These are the kind of relatives whom we have never heard about! Infact we have never met to them in our entire life, and suddenly miracle happens in our life and these relatives come and start explaining their relation to us. They be like  “BETA MUJHE NAHI PEHCHANA”? “KITNA CHOTA SA THA JAB TUMHE DEKHA THA” “MAI TUMHARE PAPA KE BEHEN KI SANS KI CHACHI KI BETI”. Biggest trouble in our life is attending these kind of relatives!!

THE COMPARISING ONE:

Well these are the kind of dangerous relatives one could ever have!! They act like that they are the only RD SHARMA in this world who could give better proofs and theorem’s. They  never miss a chance of comparing us with their kids! Some of the famous dialogues by them are

“MERE BETE K TO 95% AE THE BABLU ITNA PEECHE KAISE RHGYA”  “ARE APNE TO ABHI SE PHONE DILAKE BACHE KO BIGAD DIYA MERE BUNTY NE TO 12 KI BAD PHONE LIA THA”

THE  SHADI KARADO ONE’s:

They have an eye sight problem with themselves actually our age seems to be double to them than what we actually are!! They think us as if we are lying on our death bead and still unmarried!! They are more concerned for our marriage than our parents.

“BETA KITNI BADI HOGYI HO SHADI KYU NAHI KAR LETI” “ARE MAI LEKE AUNGI TERELIE EK ACHA SA LADKA”

THE SANSARI ONE’s

Their pet dialogue – “UTHO UTHO AJ SAB MANDIR JAEGE”

For them praying a best solution to every problem, the can get rid of them easily by consuting to a baba. They can give just a single solution and that is “ BHABHI HAWAN KARWALO” sab thik hojaega!!

RELATIVES ARE EQUAL TO FREEKA GYAN BATNA ! ALL OFF YOU MUST HAVE THESE KIND OF RELATIVES IN YOUR FAMILY AND YOU COULD RELATE TO THIS EASILY!!